Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Maths.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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