- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Apple hates Blackberry.

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