- Anti Joke

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.