Happy Monday!

read this sentence again.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Hej Erik och Leo!!

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

I will create more jobs for americans

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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