- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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