What is my name? I dont know

thumb_up thumb_down -31

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A whole 'nother.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops