what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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