Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Ol-ive

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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