What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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