your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Where's my tractor?

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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