- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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