- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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