- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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