Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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