- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

The child was fired from his job.

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