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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

how do you win a game try your best

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