Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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