A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Oh, go away

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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