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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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