people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

So a horse walks into a barn.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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