What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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