asians have slitted eyes lol

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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