- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

white or wheat? wheat please.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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