- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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