What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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