- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Eric is gay Ha

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A guy walks into a bar

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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