What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A fat guy!

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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