- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Faithful men.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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