- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Whats worse than suicide? death

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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