- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Where's my baby??

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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