- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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