- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What rhymes with milk...milf

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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