- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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