Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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