- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

justin beiber sucks

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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