Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man did not like this site

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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