what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

69

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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