- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Where's my baby??

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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