- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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