- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

women's rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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