What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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