Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Bitch

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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