- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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