- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.