How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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