What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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