- Anti Joke

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?