A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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