a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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