- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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