Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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