What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Eric is gay Ha

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Adam Chebali is awesome

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A guy walks into a bar

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