- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD Jackass.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

womens rights

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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