What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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