a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

angelo snyder is not ga

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

jd and zach loves vigina

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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