Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

WNBA

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

I have cancer. And you're next.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

You know what's funny? Rape

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Japan

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Men's rights

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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