Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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