Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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