What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Dane Cook makes a joke.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Chuck Norris.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Pickles

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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