Jack Stevens

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Neither did she.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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