why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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