Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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