- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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