Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

This is a random Anti joke.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A man did not like this site

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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