whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

dyslexic's Untie

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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