Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

I'm homeless.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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