- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

every cloud has a silver lining

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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