give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why? Because.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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