Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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