What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Asian women drivers...

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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