- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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