Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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