- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

RUN

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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