- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

woman's rights

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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