- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

YOU

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

race-car = rac-ecar

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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