- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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