What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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knock knock... ...no answer

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Anti Joke

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