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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Knock Knock.

Drew Knowles is gay