Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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