the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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dallen loves penis

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Denard Robinson

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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