when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

One, two, three, four and five

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

women's rights.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's 9+10 Ebola

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Anti Joke

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