What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

time to spruce up!

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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