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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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