How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Anti Joke

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