- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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