- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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