- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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