- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Knock knock Fuck off!

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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